fake isle tam

tam band

Inspired by “Three Tams” on Knitty and having some Silk Garden laying around, I knit up this quickie for my niece. This tam is sized for a child and uses the Noro as the main color, taking full advantage of the beautiful colors.Start to block, this project took me about 8 hours, which included hangover time and chart development. Meaning, you should be able to whip it up in 6 hours tops. Get cracking if you need it for Christmas!

Here’s the pdf. If anyone notices an error, please let me know.

Here it is on Ravelry.

Alpaca Aran Stocking

I started the Christmas Stocking from Vogue Holiday 2006 in March and immediately noticed a glaring error.  Here’s Vogue’s errata.

The heel is gaving me fits. I’ve ripped it out three times already.

At first I thought the pattern was wacky and charted up a new method. Then I used the hat rack that sits atop my neck and charted the real instructions. Now I get it. 

Anyway, here’s the chart so that you needn’t struggle.

Good luck.

P.S. Let’s pretend that I haven’t been ignoring this project since March. ‘Kay?

Right. And here it is on Ravelry.

death by mac-n-cheese

mac-n-cheeseThis is adapted from one of the Sweet Potato Queens’ books…

It serves many as a side, a few less as a main course, and has way, way more calories than you want to know about. 


  • 12-oz Rotini or 16-oz Elbow Macaroni
  • 1 stick butter
  • 1/4 c. flour
  • 2 c. milk, warmed
  • 1 package sliced mushrooms (baby bellas work well), coarsely chopped
  • 1 onion, chopped
  • 1 lb thick-cut bacon
  • 1 32-oz bag frozen tater tots
  • 4 c. shredded sharp cheddar
  • 8-oz bag (2 c.) shredded Monterey Jack blend (or whatever cheese blend you like, or 1/2 lb of plain shredded jack, or more cheddar – go wild)

Git ‘er done.

Fry up the bacon, reserving a bit of the bacon grease in the pan. Chop or crumble the bacon into a 13×9-inch casserole dish. Add the onions to the bacon-greasy pan and cook over medium heat for a minute or 2, then add the chopped mushrooms to that. Cook until the mushrooms have released most of their liquid (5 minutes-ish).  Add the cooked mushrooms and onions to the bacon in the casserole dish.

Back to the stove. Heat water for the noodles and preheat the oven to 375 deg. F.

While the water is coming to a boil, begin the sauce by melting the butter in a saucepan over medium-high heat. Once the butter is melted, whisk in the flour and continue whisking until it is fully dissolved and pale blond, about 3 minutes. Yup. You’re making a roux. Slowly add the warm milk, stirring constantly until it is incorporated, and continue to stir until  it’s smooth.  If you want to be all fancy that’s a bechamel sauce. Season the bechamel generously with salt and pepper (white pepper, nutmeg, or crushed red pepper would be fine additions too). Now mix in 1-1/5 c. of cheddar and take it off the heat.

mac-n-cheeseYour water should be boiling, so add the pasta and cook it halfway, about 4 minutes. While that’s cooking, pour the sauce into the casserole with the bacon, mushrooms, and onions and stir it all together. Once the pasta is cooked, add it to the casserole and mix it all up. Mix the remaining cheddar with the other shredded cheese and reserve 1/2 c. for later. Sprinkle the cheese mix over the noodles.

Now, gild the lily.

Arrange a single layer of frozen tater tots to cover the whole casserole dish, Put it in the preheated oven and bake for an hour.  Pull the casserole out of the oven and sprinkle the 1/2 cup of cheese that you reserved over the top, then put it under the broiler until the cheese has melted (1-2 minutes).